I get over 200 spam email messages a day. I use Spam Assassin to handle most of that, but a few slip through nonetheless. Most of the more obvious ones like invitations to visit pr0n sitez are nuked, but a few get through. Here are the two spam emails that I actually read, as the titles were original enough for me to give them a second thought:

Screw the Cops, Let’s make some M0ney!

and

Some People are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them

Those two got a look in - not much more, but a look in.